Review of A Ship of Bones and Teeth by Karina Halle

Synopsis:
A standalone adult dark fantasy pirate romance re-telling of The Little Mermaid from the New York Times Bestselling Author of River of Shadows and Blood Orange.

Princess Maren is a woman with a secret.

Ten years ago she sold her soul to the sea witch Edonia, giving up a life underwater in exchange for the love of Prince Aerik on land. But after a decade of abuse and misery inflicted by the cruel prince, Maren wants nothing more than to leave him and her royal role behind and find Edonia to reverse the spell.

An opportunity for escape presents itself when the prince and princess are traveling overseas and are taken hostage by a band of notorious pirates, led by the fearsome Captain Ramsay “Bones” Battista. Maren has heard the sordid stories about the infamous pirate–not only is his ship supposedly haunted and crewed by the damned, but that no prisoners ever survive.

Fortunately for Maren, she learns that the captain also has a score to settle with the sea witch. With any luck, Maren may be able to get her old life back, even if it’s being held in the captain’s wicked hands.

But Ramsay gets more than he bargained for when he learns who–and what–Maren is, and that her appetite for revenge, freedom, and bloodlust rivals his.

Meanwhile Maren finds herself falling for the pirate’s dark nature, even as she discovers that Ramsay has a secret more deadly than her own.

When it comes to the high seas, not all monsters lurk beneath the surface.

Content Warning: Though this is a fantasy, it is also a dark romance with potential triggers. A full list can be found inside the book or on the pinned cover reveal post on IG (authorhalle)


Review:
Firstly, spot on for having warnings before the book starts. I love that. Secondly, holy hell was this book awesome. Immediately the reader is drawn into the night where Princess Maren’s life changed forever. I loved that there was a darkness and definite consequences to actions. The spice in this is absolutely phenomenal, however, I was not a fan of a particular undersea scene.

There is a point where it is mentioned that, “…We don’t make mistakes but choices that lead us on another path.” (Page 386, Chapter 38) While there is definitely good versus evil at play, the way in which it is described is done so in an artful way that resonates where anyone can be a monster, and it’s all up to you and how you harness your reactions.

This is a great retelling of The Little Mermaid. I love how mermaid and siren mythology was merged together to create Halle’s syrens. I also absolutely adored the way she pulled in pirates and why they would be different than regular pirate crews. I thought she did an amazing job of explaining the sailing terminology and crew positions, as well as cleanliness. Absolutely loved this book and am looking forward to reading more from her in the future. It’s one that really sinks its teeth into you…

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of Wild Scottish Knight: A fun opposites attract magical romance by Tricia O’Malley

Synopsis:
Opposites attract in this modern-day fairytale when American, Sophie MacKnight, inherits a Scottish castle along with a hot grumpy Scotsman who is tasked with training her to be a magickal knight before the Kelpies wreak havoc on the people of Loren Brae.The knight was supposed to be a man.

Not me, Sophie MacKnight, a marketing associate from California.

This must be a practical joke that the Scots play on visiting Americans. Because otherwise I’ve inherited a haunted castle in Scotland, along with one irritatingly sexy Scotsman, who would be delighted if I turned tail and ran.

Frankly, I thought I would fly here, sell the heap of bricks, and head back home to a life that I…well, I was comfortable with at the very least. Instead, the people of Loren Brae are in trouble, and it appears that as the new owner of the castle, I’m next in line to reinstate the magickal Order of Caledonia. Which means, first, I have to learn to believe in magick. And secondly, I have to train to become a knight.

And my trainer? None other than Lachlan Campbell, the grumpiest man I’ve ever had the annoyance of meeting. It’s a toss-up who is pricklier, Lachlan, or his kilted Chihuahua, Sir Buster. Not only does Lachlan think that I can’t hack it, but he also resents my claim on his castle.

If only he didn’t look so devastatingly hot in his kilt.

Now, I’m stuck proving myself to him, all while trying to figure out how to help my new friends in Loren Brae.

Sparks fly as our swords meet, and we battle our rising attraction for each other.

Who will win in this (Highland) game of love?

Review:
From the very beginning line this book had me absolutely hooked. “What was it about death that brought out the worst in people?” (Page 1, Chapter 1) This is a cute enemies to lovers style book. I felt that the chemistry was organic and real, and all of the characters were well fleshed out. This was a quick and easy read.

I loved all of the invaluable lessons of life that Sophie mentions from her uncle, and the double meaning of her name. I also love the internal desire such as living out your best romance novel dreams. While Sophie learned many lessons throughout the novel, as did Lachlan, the biggest and most important being what you can find within–such an important lesson for us all. The responsibilities of a knight were pretty large but ambiguous which worked wonderfully in the story. I do think that for all the talk of magic and myths there could have been more on that front than a few interactions with kelpies, and I would have also liked to have seen Lachlan become something “official” to the island and to Sophie.

If you like Scotsmen, curvy girls, a hint of fantasy flavour and some spice, this is definitely the book and series for you! While I don’t intend to continue the next one immediately, I know I’ll return back at some point.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of Rouge

Synopsis:
A dark billionaire romance with a secret society twist and a happy ever after.

The Garde values four ideals: The Truth we twist. The Beauty we flaunt. The Freedom we grant. The Power we take.

I believed their lies until Lacey O’Shea.

She’s the only daughter of the Garde’s leading family, and she was meant to be mine. But her father stole her from me to sell to another.

So I stole her back.

But there’s more to the conspiracy that kept us apart, and we have to keep our relationship secret from her former fiancé, the Baron, to find the truth.

He wants to lock her away, but she’s a bird desperate to flee her gilded cage.

I’ll fight the Baron, the Garde, and the whole damn world to free her.

Review:
This book has everything- passion, risks, rewards, family drama. This book is layers upon layers of amazing, from the characterization and societal expectations with the Garde that force people into preconceived roles and abilities, to what actual power and truth are, as well as what one’s purpose is and can be and how to fight against what others want for you. The connection, heat, and spice between Lacey and Kian is completely off the chart and I couldn’t put this down! Watching Lacey finally be able to be herself for a short while was glorious, and seeing them both become vulnerable with each other absolutely precious. I absolutely loved all of the Irish thrown in and just how well two people can connect when they realize that not everything has to be how someone else planned. The nods to Phantom, the first book in the series, were brilliant; but it does stand alone and you do not need to read that to understand this. If you love spice and an incredibly well written story with some dark parts definitely pick up this book!

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of Woven by Gold by Elizabeth Helen

Synopsis:
I’ve been rejected by my mate and banished from the fae realm. But nothing will keep me from my princes…. And nothing will keep them from me.

I was living the most ordinary life… until I found myself in the fae realm, imprisoned in an enchanted castle by four princes who turn into deadly beasts at night. As I grew to understand them and their world, I couldn’t stop myself from falling for them. But living in a fairy tale isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Especially when Keldarion, the prince I know to be my fated mate, forces me back to the human realm. I don’t know what he’s hiding, but I’ll do everything I can to get back to him and my other beasts.

And I have to hurry, because my princes need me. When Ezryn, Dayton, and Farron discover Keldarion lied to them about my disappearance, fur will fly. And we have to be united to face the coming challenges. A frost has fallen over the Autumn Realm and the blame is placed on Keldarion. Farron, the High Prince of Autumn, has been accused as a conspirator and lost all control of his lands and people. Unless the four High Princes can stop the terrible winter and prove Keldarion is not to blame, open war will tear across the Enchanted Vale. Throw in a wicked bargain with the Prince of Thorns (who won’t stop talking in my head), my jerky ex-fiancé who doesn’t understand the word ‘no’, and the terrible curse that gets worse each day… Yeah, we’ve got problems. Not to mention that every day that passes, I’m losing more of my heart to each of the princes, despite the fact I know it only puts me in danger.

Now, more than ever, I will need to find my courage and help Farron, the High Prince of Autumn, stop this war. And I will be right by his side… as long as he doesn’t kill me first.

WOVEN BY GOLD is the second book in a steamy adult Beauty and the Beast retelling multi-book series set in a fantasy fae realm. In this version, our beautiful bookworm doesn’t have to choose between the four sexy fae princes. It is a full-length novel that ends on a cliffhanger. It includes MF, MM, and MMFMM content. It is intended for mature readers only.

Review:
This book had a bit of everything; war/fighting, adventure, intrigue, and most importantly four (somewhat brooding) awesome men. There were so many points in this book where Rosalina needed to just USE HER WORDS, with one particular instance with Dayton especially! For someone that is supposed to have spent so much time reading of adventures and all sorts of things, it is a bit ridiculous how lost Rosalina is so often. It was nice to see more of Farron and see him try to push forward and be his best self, and to see that when you let the right people in, they can help you more than you realize. Rosalina had special moments with all the boys, and it was good to get to see all of them come out of their shells a bit more (except for Day who is already there!) The spice was absolutely spot on in a few scenes, but most of the time Rosalina was left wanting. Ezryn did promise something that I am interested to see if it comes to pass.

I did very much like how Rosalina’s past issues and trepidations are used against her and she has to rely on herself and who she’s become to help her get through it. I also quite enjoyed the banter between she and Caspian, and I believe their connection and her ability to help people find their light will be of great use to him. After all, he told her to “Trust your own instincts above all else”, so he is really the villain? The mate connection is also well explained, with great imagery. “Starlight igniting your body, having the empty part of your heart filled.”

Unfortunately the plot is rather obvious from the beginning, and there is a lot of time spent with the boys refusing to acknowledge that Rosalina is their mate when it’s obvious. I feel in that regard that if more time had been spent to show that mates are very rare to be found, and even more rare to have multiples, it might have made more sense; or if it hadn’t been marketed specifically as a why choose. Always having something interrupt them or some reason to not go full out seems a bit contrived. The book did have a lot of fluff, but I didn’t feel that it detracted a lot from the story.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯

Review of Mountains Made of Glass by Scarlett St. Clair

Synopsis:
“Could you love me?” he whispered. The question stole my breath and burned my lungs in the silence that followed. 

I wanted to answer, to whisper yes into the space between us, but I was afraid.

All Gesela’s life, her home village of Elk has been cursed. And it isn’t a single curse—it is one after another, each to be broken by a villager, each with devastating consequences. When Elk’s well goes dry, it is Gesela’s turn to save her town by killing the toad that lives at the bottom. Except…the toad is not a toad at all. He is an Elven prince under a curse of his own, and upon his death, his brothers come for Gesela, seeking retribution.

As punishment, the princes banish Gesela to live with their seventh brother, the one they call the beast. Gesela expects to be the prisoner of a hideous monster, but the beast turns out to be exquisitely beautiful, and rather than lock her in a cell, he offers Gesela a deal. If she can guess his true name in seven days, she can go free.

Gesela agrees, but there is a hidden catch—she must speak his name with love in order to free him, too.

But can either of them learn to love in time?

Review:
I am so glad I gave St. Clair a second chance because this book is utter perfection. You’re dealing with dastardly fae, but we start with the folly of men. This book instantly pulls you in and sucks you into a world of fairy tales, where it feels as if you have always belonged. I loved the language of the book as that was a major part of what set the mood, Lady Thing, the creature, and her biases and issues with the fae and the forest. There were so many morals and lessons rolled into one brilliant story; not everything is as it appears. The gore and darkness, while frustrating and shudder inducing at the beginning, become something that must be expected and part of in order to exist in the forest. I loved all the various fairy tale elements/stories interwoven into one. Overall, the book was a quick read, but at no part did any of the relationships and connections seem forced, and the spice was just right. Would highly recommend this to anyone looking for an adult fairy tale retelling, and looking forward to reading the others.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯

Review of Wolf Gone Wild by Juliette Cross

Synopsis:
What’s the worst thing that can happen to a werewolf?

Unable to shift for three months, Mateo Cruz knows all too well. His wolf has taken up residence in his head, taunting him night and day with vividly violent and carnal thoughts. Convinced he’s cursed, he needs the help of a powerful witch before he literally goes insane.

Evie Savoie has always obeyed the house rules of her coven–no werewolves. They’re known for being moody and volatile. So, when a distempered, dangerous werewolf strolls in the bar and almost strangles one of her late-night customers, she’s ready to bounce him through the door. But the desperation in his eyes when he begs her to help him softens her heart and convinces her to bend the rules.

What Evie doesn’t know is that Mateo’s wolf has a mind of his own. And now that she’s in his sights, he wants only one thing. Her.

Review:
I had some thoughts towards the beginning that this would turn into a “mates” situation. This story was cute, but it wasn’t overly gripping. It was quite slow burn, but every time there was something that would allegedly keep the pair apart everyone was suddenly saying oh but Mateo’s nice and he makes you happy. Labeled as “slow burn”, it’s more that both characters were too indecisive to actually make a move.

Evie is different, and the one thing that I think makes this actually realistic is that she is conscious and a bit worried that she isn’t enough because of that. The characters seem absolutely oblivious to their feelings both of and towards each other despite both being in the 30s. That being said, 99% of the book is actually about Mateo and Evie and their connection, with the pair minimal going towards magic/the hex that is allegedly the entire reason Mateo reached out to Evie to begin with. The spicy scenes need some language revamp with expression such as “little lady” and “lady parts” used by Evie.

I felt there were far too many pop culture references, with huge chunks of the novel being about Evie’s love of Star Wars. Never did get into any interests of Mateo, and spent minimal amount on magic/spells. Did enjoy the characters and the world set in New Orleans, but not enough to delve back/continue with this series.

Star rating: ✯✯

Review of The Fine Print by Lauren Asher

Synopsis:
Rowan
I’m in the business of creating fairy tales.
Theme parks. Production companies. Five-star hotels.
Everything could be all mine if I renovated Dreamland.
My initial idea of hiring Zahra was good in theory, but then I kissed her.
Things spiraled out of control once I texted her using an alias.
By the time I realized where I went wrong, it was too late.
People like me don’t get happy endings.
Not when we’re destined to ruin them.

Zahra
After submitting a drunk proposal criticizing Dreamland’s most expensive ride, I should have been fired.
Instead, Rowan Kane offered me a dream job.
The catch? I had to work for the most difficult boss I’d ever met.
Rowan was rude and completely off-limits, but my heart didn’t care.
At least not until I discovered his secret.
It was time to teach the billionaire that money couldn’t fix everything.
Especially not us.

Review:
This book!! Oh my gosh, the writing was absolutely perfect. There were so many times that I just felt perfectly cocooned and fully immersed in the story. I absolutely love how, despite how bubbly and nice Zahra is, she isn’t perfect and both the main characters are seen to have cracks and issues throughout the story; things that cannot magically heal, but actual trauma that needs to be worked through and is always there behind you. While the novel was very reminiscent of a “Disney Princess” feel, it was truly immersive to see things through the eyes of a layperson and someone very affluent. While booktok may have originally gotten me to look at this book, the book itself took me to entirely new places and I absolutely adored it.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of Bonded by Thorns by Elizabeth Helen

Synopsis:
I’ve always loved fairytales. I never imagined I’d actually be in one.

When my father wanders into the enchanted realm of the fae, I know I have to go after him. And when he gets imprisoned, I’ll do anything to save him… Even trade my freedom for his. I had no idea I’d end up imprisoned by four sexy fae who turn into beasts at night.

I have to win my freedom, and that means making a bargain with them. They must find their mates in order to break the curse. If I can help them do that, they’ll set me free. Sounds simple, right?

It’s not. Because against my better judgment, I’m starting to fall for these beastly princes. One is smart and sweet, the other mysterious and deadly, another flirty and confident, and the last prince… He’s handsome, strong, has a wicked temper, and is dead-set against breaking the curse. Why does he want to keep me here forever?

But it’s not just my freedom on the line. If I don’t break the princes’ curse soon, all the magic in the Enchanted Vale will be stolen by the evil—and stupidly hot—Prince of Thorns. And I’m not letting my princes stay cursed.

Not after I’ve fallen in love with them.

BONDED BY THORNS is a steamy adult Beauty and the Beast retelling set in a fantasy fae realm. In this version, our beautiful bookworm doesn’t have to choose between the four sexy fae princes. It is a full-length novel that ends on a cliffhanger. It includes MF and MM content. It is intended for mature readers only.

Review:
This book had me enraptured from the beginning. Given how “romance” driven it seemed set up for, there was a lot of lead in and backstory that really had me gripped from the first page. I never once was considering looking to see just how much time I had left chapter to chapter or until the end, unless I was falling asleep while reading and wanted to get to an end point. I loved how Rosalina’s life was shown before and after being with the princes, and how she grows as a character. I cannot wait to be able to read the next book, and oh my gosh, waiting until June is going to be TORTURE!!!

I feel that Rosalina and her previous relationship is very much how many women find themselves dating when they don’t know any better; it’s good enough, okay enough, he’s nice to me etc. I absolutely adored how we saw her relationships with the various characters blossom during the story, so that it’s more than just attraction between her and any of the others. I love she finds herself reevaluating her place in life and in this story, and finding that, just like the real world, sometimes your desires and feelings and future change before you even realize.

There is a hint of spice between Rosalina and one of the princes (not naming names!) however the main spice is MM, and I’d put the dirty talk at about a 5/5 spice and the rest maybe 3/5.

I did absolutely love the subtle nods to the Disney version with “Far off places, daring sword fights, a prince in disguise…” but this could absolutely stand on its own. The flower twist was gorgeous, the thorns and her connection perfect. I have a few suspicions on who some of the main characters so far unseen will turn out to be (fae queen, enchantress) but overall I quite love this book and cannot wait to continue on!

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of Infernal Trials for Humans: A Demon Romance by Rebecca F. Kenney

Synopsis:
Grace is forced to enroll in the Infernal Trials–seven rounds of brutal competition–with the goal of becoming a demon so she can be with Apollyon forever. Fearful of what demonic existence would mean, Grace searches for a way to avoid it, while Apollyon investigates his origins. The two of them experiment with each other’s kinks, using intimacy to survive the horrors of Hell. But the Infernal Trials are filled with vicious contestants who will do anything to win. (Season 2 of Interior Design for Demons)

(TW: sexual threat, violence, gore, demons, monsters, murder, suicide ideation, torture)

Review:
In some ways this book was brilliant. I loved the continued relationship with Apollyon and Grace, but I absolutely hated how everything went down with Rath. Grace was very smart in how she got what she needed for their plan but was very conscious of her humanity, which makes sense being in a competition to give it up entirely. While I absolutely love Apollyon and Grace, I do not really enjoy the idea of things that were predestined and had to happen/were going to happen/were known to be in the future. It takes away a bit of the connection and the magic of two people finding each other if they were always going to be together. That being said, this was still a good book, and a great send off for this duology.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯

Review of Interior Design for Demons: A Demon Romance by Rebecca F. Kenney

Synopsis:
For readers of C.N. Crawford, Laura Thalassa, and Jennifer L. Armentrout.
Interior design student Grace and twelve other humans are forcibly recruited to participate in a contest, redecorating various rooms in Hell–which haven’t been redone since ancient or medieval times. The winner gets a lucrative contract, a few extra decades of youth, and one soul reclaimed from The Pit. With sexy demons Razenath and Apollyon distracting Grace from her goals, can she avoid being eliminated after each round?

TW: doubtful consent related to kissing, touch; some physical harm/abuse; reference to family murder/suicide; gore, horror, demons, monsters; torture; child neglect; cannibalism

Review:
Wow. I was drawn in from the beginning as we travel with plucky Grace into a contest she didn’t want to be a part of. I quite enjoyed Grace’s relationships with other contestants and Razenath and Apollyon, especially how they grew and developed. There was a lot of hellish description that one really has to be ready for before reading this. I personally didn’t feel that any of the hellish tortures were done in such a manner to trigger me, but that line will be different for everyone. I quite loved the depth of different backgrounds and sins the contestants and their families had. There was clearly a lot of influence from other things in the naming and characterization of some characters, but very fitting. The interior design aspect of the book was not skimmed over but detailed and quite enjoyable to read. I am very much looking forward to seeing what more might happen in Rebecca F. Kenney’s Hell.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯