Review of Kiss My Ash by Lara McKenzie

Synopsis:
Trauma handled with care. Humor sharp enough to draw blood.

Charlotte Marelli survived human trafficking and a catastrophic marriage.

Her life inside Umbrafore is small and deliberately constructed: work, wine, walls. The supernatural coffee shop runs smoothly. The vampire friend with benefits is a practical arrangement with no feelings involved.

Her therapist recommends rage journaling. Charlotte thinks it’s ridiculous, but starts anyway.

When the truth about her past unravels—about who sold her out, and how far the betrayal goes—Charlotte has to decide whether the life she’s built is living, or just survival.

Review:
“Old vampires were walking lie detectors with enhanced senses and centuries of practice, which was deeply inconvenient.” (Page 13)

“Some people enter a room and improve it. Others enter a room, and I remember that murder requires paperwork.” (Page 18)


“I wasn’t the woman things happened to anymore. I was the woman who happened back.” (Page 300)


We know Charlotte as an icon and this book jumps right in to show us exactly how iconic she is. I didn’t realize how much I needed this book from a slightly older and more experienced woman who everyone considers completely put together and nearly perfect. Everyone has things in their past that have shaped them to who they are today, but seeing how strong Charlotte is really put into perspective the welcoming environment she has created at Pulse. While I had an inkling from the beginning of what the big mystery was going to turn out to be that in no way deterred my great enjoyment from this novel. I absolutely love how scathing and snarky Charlotte can be, and I love that the reason we haven’t already seen that is because of a little journaling habit. (It might have made me wonder if I should do something similar.) All in all I could not get enough of this book, and I would continue reading more of Charlotte if there is more in the future.

This is by far my favourite book in the Umbrafore universe to date. Highly recommend if you’ve read Maya’s Blog book series.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of Flat White Flag by Lara McKenzie

Synopsis:
Maya’s post-resurrection body has developed magical broadcasting capabilities. The signal feeds directly into her fiancé’s nervous system.

She’s also inherited a demonic estate with a flair for psychological warfare and a disturbing passion for other people’s trauma.

Maya’s juggling a shadow-wielding warlord who moisturises with military precision, supernatural politics, and a body evolving faster than her coping mechanisms.

She’s starting to realise something horrifying: she might actually be the powerful one now.

Nobody is more alarmed.

Review:
“You have an alarming number of mugs.”
“I’m a barista.”
“You’re a ceramic hoarder with caffeine dependency issues.” (Page 5)

“It was mine and now it’s yours. That’s how homes work. They adapt, they remember, and they make space for whoever needs them most.” (Page 25)

“Your mother’s email sounds like it was written by someone who thinks mayo is too exotic. Good riddance to that toxic energy.” (Page 55)

This book continued in Maya’s cycle of learning who she is, and that she is perfect being herself. This book was packed full of unexpected plot, including the first real disagreement between Maya and Scorpion. There were times that I was so frustrated about how that panned out; if they just communicated! While as a reader I was frustrated, there was never a time where I felt like the characters were doing anything outside of experiencing a tough time and doing what they thought was best. I absolutely love seeing Maya continue to face new and difficult challenges and find a way to maintain a sunny (caffeinated) outlook and push forward in an unexpected way that shows despite just being a barista, she thinks about the big picture and helping others regularly.

*At this time I have finished the books in the series out so far as of a couple of months ago, so will try to refrain from any commentary that might give future plot points away.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯

Review of Uncharted Grounds by Lara McKenzie

Synopsis:
Life hasn’t been normal since a mermaid resurrected Maya Rivers.

Between supernatural side effects, the terrifying mermaid mafia who wants more than she’s prepared to give, and a shadow demon who would raze realms to keep her safe, Maya is trying to figure out who she is—and where she truly belongs.

In a world of chaotic friendship and found family, one thing’s certain: Maya isn’t just surviving anymore.

She’s ready to stand her ground.


Review:
“My bathroom is a battleground, my sleep schedule is a myth, and I no longer wonder why there’s seaweed in the sink.” (Page 13)

“Genevieve is the therapist I never knew I needed. She’s just like, “You’re an idiot and here’s why. Also, I’m stealing your crisps.”” (Page 48)

“I used to think closure came from burning bridges. It turns out that it can also come from walking away quietly and meaning it.” (Page 233)

This book was mostly about how to survive trauma, and still be yourself/not blame yourself for being protected. While Maya has her own place, she is still finding herself and although she has enough to consider after resurrection she certainly ends up with quite the fight in this book as well. I absolutely loved how Maya worked with those she cares about to gain more self esteem and be willing to stand up for herself. This series is also absolutely brilliant at breaking the fourth wall and mocking traditional book/romance novel tropes in hilarious ways (I totally agree with Scorpion!) The ending certainly had me instantly reaching for book 4.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯

Review of Espresso Yourself by Lara McKenzie

Synopsis:
Maya, a human barista, takes a job at a coffee shop inside the supernatural Umbrafore Complex.


She’s ready for demanding customers and the occasional brooding vampire.


She’s not ready to become supernaturally famous, attract a theatrical serial killer, or stumble into a situations that spans five books and changes the course of her life.


Follow Maya as she blogs her way through murder, romance, and learning where she truly belongs.


Review:
“Choose a drink for a demon? Sir, I’m just a barista and don’t have soul insurance.” (Page 25)

This book starts a bit chaotic and because of the way it’s set up; I wasn’t sure I was going to like it but I was quickly drawn into a fast paced, humourous story that I couldn’t get enough of. While we learn of Maya from the standpoint of her work, throughout her blog she slowly starts introducing the reader to more about her; her home life, what the complex she works at is like. All of the descriptions of supernaturals she serves are outright delightful, especially because she gives most interesting nicknames because she doesn’t know their names. All of the characters introduced have such depth and unique stories of their own that while it’s great to see what’s happening at Pulse (the coffee shop she works at; no spoilers here!) It’s also awesome to see what adventures she ends up going on with people she works with. The found family trope is done perfectly in this novel, and once you get in to this, especially given the chapters are little blogs, it’s almost impossible to set down.

This is a new style of epistolary fiction that has more depth and emotion than most older novels of the same genre. The pacing is perfection because every blog generally is the space of one day or major event in the storyline– you can read as much or little as you want, but if Maya didn’t think it was important enough to blog, you don’t have to read about it (no overwriting). The book also plays a bit in and on itself and the tropes it has within and Maya calls it like it is, which some may consider breaking the fourth wall, but really just makes it realistic as a blog-turned-book. That being said, Maya also is there for everyone reading; those who feel unloved, unloveable, feel that they are taking up too much space– her words call out to everyone, with affirmations she learns and tries to embody along her journey.

“You don’t have to be magical to matter.” (Page 159)

Serious Kudos to Lara McKenzie– Maya’s blogs are as addictive as fancy foam lattes, and I’m already on book 3 in the series at the time of writing this review.

I highly recommend this to anyone looking for modern/contemporary/urban fantasy with found family vibes featuring a human who gets a crash course in all things supernatural.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯