Synopsis:
Jane Squire is a normal, rational human, who doesn’t believe in fairytales. Then, the self-proclaimed “King of the Vampires” arrives in her grocery store. Slade says that Jane is destined to help him on some crazy, epic quest. Not only does the arrogant lunatic get her fired, but she’s somehow transported into the worse fantasy movie imaginable.
With script pages full of stolen dialogue, random musical numbers, and a whole cast of supernatural weirdoes, there’s no denying that Jane and Slade are stuck in a swords-and-sorcery film. Even worse, Jane is starting to think that the handsome vampire who’s wrecked her practical life might just be her Prince Charming.
M/F
Happily Ever After
Fated Mates, Isekai trope, medieval world romance, himbo romance
97,000 + words
Standalone romance, but Slade also appears in Not Another Vampire Book
Review:
I had a bit more understanding of how this book was going to work than Not Another Vampire Book and while I did enjoy the story, there were A LOT of holes. From the story we learn that Jane Squire is a loner but there is never any more back story about her parents or life outside of one role in theatre that didn’t work out for her. While overall there were some good quips and lessons, such as you shouldn’t rely on another person to bring you happiness- you need to find that for yourself, there was a lot of entitlement and switching perspectives. While the nature of this story is a story within a story it seemed at times that Jane completely shifted from her thoughts and feelings on a matter and what had been happening in the “real” world of Infinia would change without any mention of change because of the script–just randomly Jane would think or desire something else. I did love how characters from the past world Slade lived in were in this one, and that being said, highly recommend if you want to read this book reading Not Another Vampire Book beforehand.
While Slade does grow quite a bit in this novel to learn that he shouldn’t just have things given to him and should consider others, Jane seems to be fighting being a typical heroine while becoming more of a stock character. “Slade’s real power is his goddamn optimism.” (page 100) By the end she’s calling him “Dummy” and it’s just totally out of character. Priorities are also clearly an issue in this book as there is no problem with long intimacy scenes in the middle of a fight/escape. While part of me wants to dock the book for all of the above, given that this book seems like it was written by someone other than Amalie, and perhaps the lack of ability of the author within the story is what made the issues so big. I did love the tie in with Prince Charming, and there were many of neat modern drama references. I did like the acting background and Dracula, Ph.D, however a lot of times there were mentions that seemed as if they were put in just so the author could state they liked xyz- like continuously calling Slade shiny towards the beginning/middle of the book. Also not a fan of how a person’s world would JUST STOP without another in it. That being said, if you go in knowing this book is kitsch and comical while trying to be a deep romance novel, you could still have an enjoyable reading experience.
Star rating: ✯✯✯✯
Spice rating: 🌶️🌶️


