Review of Just Stab Me Now by Jill Bearup

Synopsis:
A desperate mother. A dubious escort. And a deranged author who won’t leave them alone.

Caroline Lindley is determined that her new romance novel will be her best one yet. Fantasy! Formal gowns! Fencing! And, of course, a twentysomething heroine to star in an enemies-to-lovers plot with all of Caroline’s favourite tropes.

But Lady Rosamund Hawkhurst is a thirty-six-year-old widow with two children, her sole focus is facilitating a peace treaty between her adopted nation and her homeland, and she flatly refuses to take the correct approach to there being Only One Bed.

What’s an author to do?

Based on her popular Fantasy Heroine YouTube Shorts series, Jill Bearup’s debut novel brings us the best of worlds both meta and medieval-inspired. Terry Pratchett aficionados will enjoy the political intrigue paired with convivial, tongue-in-cheek satire. And then there’s the slow-burn, fade-to-black romance too . . .

If you loved Stranger Than Fiction and The Princess Bride, you will soon find yourself cheering on enemies-to-BFFs Rosamund and Caroline as together they learn what it means to be the hero of your own story.

Review:
This book was everything I’d dreamed it would be and more. I preordered this the instant it was available. If you’ve watched Bearup’s tiktok series about the author and her annoying protagonist who never does what she wants, you’ll feel like this is the natural continuation of it. There was never a point where I felt annoyed to be hearing the same story again, or that I felt like it fell out of line with the video series or what the characters would actually do. The characters were all quite likeable and the plot had many more twists and turns than what I had expected given the nature of the videos. I quite enjoyed that the book went back and forth a bit between Caroline’s real life and the way she’d write/interfere with her characters; it gave us a side of Caroline and another level of the story that we didn’t see previously.

I loved Caroline’s hook from the very beginning, and I quite loved the mention of how many times an editor cuts things from novels (I wouldn’t know anything about that, now would I, Elizabeth and Theresa?). I absolutely adored the language used, which was oftentimes easy to understand even if there was clearly an attempt at making it more fantasy/medieval, such as mentioning that they need to be “mannerly”. I also absolutely love that while Caroline (and Bearup by association) might have been set on an enemies-to-lovers story, it turns out that fully fleshed and intelligent characters can have a completely different mindset of their own, and that all can think and grow and be more than what you might originally intend.

I absolutely adore this novel and certainly invite people who love fantasy and romantasy to read it. It’s a full 5 stars for me!

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of The Burning Witch 2 by Delemhach

Synopsis:
A fiery young witch contends with magical adversaries, courtly fights, and unexpected attractions in this romantasy set in the world of the House Witch.

Lady Katarina Ashowan has never quite fit the mold of a noblewoman—and it’s not only because she’s a mutated fire witch. Though she’s the closest friend and confidant of Alina, the soon-to-be-coronated queen of Troivack, Kat would much rather play cards with questionable characters or steal out at night to go riding than bandy niceties with suitors and deal with affairs of state. So as soon as Alina is officially crowned, the young witch plans to put away her dresses and get into some real adventure, training with a master swordsman.

But her journey to knightly prowess is proving more complicated than she thought it would be. For one thing, her future teacher isn’t exactly thrilled at the prospect of their arrangement. Worse, unknown adversaries seem determined to stop Alina from actually assuming the throne. Kat’s magical abilities, meanwhile, keep growing and changing in unpredictable and potentially dangerous ways. And despite her best efforts, she still can’t manage to suppress her attraction to Alina’s brother, Eric, the crown prince of Daxaria . . .

Filled with heart-pounding duels and enchanted encounters, witty wordplay and swoon-worthy flirtations, The Burning Witch 2 is the humorous, page-turning continuation of a charming series set in the unforgettable universe of the House Witch.

Review:
This book is so full of action and adventure that it is almost impossible to put down, even as your eyes are drooping shut. Getting to see Kat find herself and her place, where she feels comfortable and where she fits in is magical, and seeing how she and Eric dance around each other between bickering and becoming true allies was magical. It was interesting to see how Katarina had to fight to really gain respect by the people she was forced to train with, and I quite enjoyed how courageous and noble she truly is; even if she doesn’t have the filter that the Troivackians are expected to always keep in place.

Seeing the adaptations to life that Eric and Kat face, Kat had a lot of work to do to fight her impulsive nature and learn to think before acting. Kat found herself and a way to show women what is possible with a positive mindset and sheer determination; a good role model even if she is a bit outspoken. I absolutely loved the ending and am waiting with baited breath for book 3! You know what I’ll be doing May 28th…

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of The Conjurer by Luanne G. Smith

Synopsis:
Sidra didn’t murder her husband. Yet even a jinni can’t wish away a wrongful imprisonment. Determined to prove her innocence, she returns to her adopted home—a French village renowned for its perfume witches—with her friends Elena and Yvette by her side. Here is where Sidra’s true destiny awaits, but danger also lurks in the village’s narrow lanes.

On her trail is Jamra, another jinni, who’s after more than revenge for the murder of his brother. He also seeks vengeance for the indignities inflicted on jinn by mortals over the centuries. When he learns of an ancient relic capable of unleashing chaos on the world, and that the weapon is in the hands of his murderous sister-in-law, he vows to destroy Sidra to get it.

Relying on a sisterhood of magic, a mysteriously faithful dog, and a second-rate sorcerer, Sidra defends herself using the village’s greatest asset: its perfume. It’s as beguiling a lure as it is a formidable shield. But is it enough for Sidra to protect herself and those she loves from powers yet to be released?

Review:
This book had so much packed into it; excellent descriptions and worldbuilding in the already known Vine Witch universe. There are great quips, amazing showcases of magic that still leave the reader in belief that there is a serious issue that they may not be able to solve regardless of that helpful addition. I love that Sidra is told, while trying to hide away and feeling bad for herself that you can’t you cannot just hide away from the world and that your path doesn’t stop halfway through your life- you have to keep moving.

Perfume plays a large role in this book and it was interesting how magic became entwined with scent. The ability or belief in ability to create and do things was also brought up multiple times: “Intention, always, is the force behind any magic.” (Page 111, Chapter 17) I also quite enjoyed how Elena compared the three friends to perfume and it made me wonder if all friend groups are a bit like that- a dependable one with an overpowering personality that will always be there for everyone, one who sees the value in others, and one in the middle that binds everyone together.

Great series by a truly gifted author, surprised I waited so long to finish it as I bought the book in 2021 but as many good things, perhaps it is hard to know that once you’ve finished it, the story is over.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Old Books, New Books, Red Books, Blue Books

Ever buy a bunch of books because they sound good, you liked them, or you thought they’d be in your classroom library and you didn’t end up becoming a teacher? Well, be prepared for lots of random books I bought in paper and now am looking for whether to keep or sell to be reviewed in the coming months. It took me quite a long time to realize that while hoarding books can be called collecting, but even if you have a library instead of a living room you should make sure it’s only filled with books you adore- ones with purpose, or that you intend to lend out, that you are attached to, or plan to read again. That being said, I will be doing a great library purge, but then spending that money on more books that I absolutely adore (you’ll have an uptake in sales, K. M. Shea and Delemhach).

Review of The City of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau

Synopsis:
The city of Ember was built as a last refuge for the human race. Two hundred years later, the great lamps that light the city are beginning to flicker. When Lina finds part of an ancient message, she’s sure it holds a secret that will save the city. She and her friend Doon must race to figure out the clues before the lights go out on Ember forever!

Review:
This book was a nice, quick, light read that still brings the reader deep into another world underground. The City of Ember continues with the ever popular middle school dystopian series that have been gaining in popularity/been required reading since before I was in middle school. This book is both meant for a younger audience and also very easy to empathize and get into. Amazon recommendations are for 5th to 7th graders, but given that this doesn’t use a lot of higher level vocabulary and the concepts are rather simple, I’d likely say 9 years and up. While this book was rather fast paced and had a great variety of depth, it very much ends on a cliffhanger of uncertainty.

For the age it was intended for, I’d give this book a 5/5. For me personally, I’d give it a probably a 4/5. A book for the same age group as this would be The Giver by Lois Lowry, with an older and more obvious dystopian series being The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. A really neat standalone Dystopian style futuristic novel for teenagers I would recommend would be Feed by M. T. Anderson.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯

Review of The Burning Witch: A Humorous Romantic Fantasy by Delemhach

Synopsis:
A young woman navigates a web of politics, assassination attempts, and romance in the first book of a new series set in the world of the House Witch trilogy.

Katarina Ashowan was not made for courtly life. Sure, her father is the famous house witch of Daxaria so she was raised among majestic castles, proper manners, and royal expectations. But Kat is also a mutated witch whose power aligns predominantly with fire. She’s more comfortable riding horses or learning to fight than she is making polite conversation and wearing fancy dresses. Which is why her upcoming assignment—serving her best friend, Alina, the soon-to-be crowned Troivackian queen—is anything but ideal.

Even worse, Kat is forced to make the long journey from Daxaria to Troivack with Alina’s extremely irksome brother, Eric, the crown prince of Daxaria. Kat and the formerly missing prince are constantly at each other’s throats—until, that is, they begin to form an unexpected kinship . . . with perhaps something more flickering beneath the surface. Now Kat must contend with the strictures of Troivackian court, mysterious assassination attempts, and her unsettling new feelings for Eric, all as her fiery powers are becoming harder and harder to control.

In this fast-paced, humorous, and romantic start to the Burning Witchtrilogy, the same charming magical mayhem that wooed readers of the House Witch series gets a brightly burning new star in Katarina Ashowan.

The first volume of a new spin-off of the hit romantic-fantasy series that has more than a million views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible

Review:
A time will not come that I will can condense all the good things I have to say about Delemhach and their works in one short review. This book, like The House Witch trilogy and The Princess of Potential that leads to this, was impossible to set down. Excellent worldbuilding with vivid imagery, from the first page setting the scene of exactly what type of place the characters are in. There were risks; not just politically because of Kat’s fiery nature but also due to the threats of people who do not wish to see change. There were so many different angles and morals and dilemmas thrown constantly around that it very much mirrors the real world; nothing is ever quite what it seems, fact can be stranger than fiction, and while you may try to run from yourself in the end introspection can work wonders.

I loved all the little niche Kat things, such as her “magitch” and that while she feels quite alone and as if no one truly understands her, she also believes (and knows) that each “mutated” witch likely feels the same; they don’t have a mold to fit in so they must simply be themselves. Despite their differences I quite enjoyed how the Daxarians all stuck together and fought against anyone disrespecting part of their party, besides themselves. I absolutely adored the quips back and forth, with Kat’s fiery nature reminding me of another redheaded witch that I adore. “Your Highness, need I remind you, I am the most vexing woman on the planet, and I have earned that title. If you try to annoy me, I will be ten times worse in retaliation.” (Chapter 30, Page 208)

Seeing Eric step up to help Kat by regaling her with stories of how her father did things back when he got Kraken made Eric seem to be more wholesome and as if he’d come full circle. In the end I loved the thought we are left with, another moral/message: do we change/do things for others simply because we care about the others or is it something to do with us as well? Is it worse to change because you want to keep up with someone else even if it’s for the better? But then again, only you can choose to change- and isn’t it amazing when someone, even if they vex us, brings out the best in us?

Highly recommend this book series, the original trilogy of The House Witch, and the book right before this one The Princess of Potential. It’s cozy romantasy and I do not believe I will ever get enough of Delemhach’s books.

P. S. The pigpen scene is just *chef’s kiss* (Fin probably doesn’t agree though)

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of Emily Wilde’s Map of the Otherlands by Heather Fawcett

Synopsis:
When mysterious faeries from other realms appear at her university, curmudgeonly professor Emily Wilde must uncover their secrets before it’s too late, in this heartwarming, enchanting second installment of the Emily Wilde series.

Emily Wilde is a genius scholar of faerie folklore who just wrote the world’s first comprehensive encyclopaedia of faeries. She’s learned many of the secrets of the Hidden Ones on her adventures . . . and also from her fellow scholar and former rival Wendell Bambleby. 

Because Bambleby is more than infuriatingly charming. He’s an exiled faerie king on the run from his murderous mother and in search of a door back to his realm. And despite Emily’s feelings for Bambleby, she’s not ready to accept his proposal of marriage: Loving one of the Fair Folk comes with secrets and dangers. 

She also has a new project to focus on: a map of the realms of faerie. While she is preparing her research, Bambleby lands her in trouble yet again, when assassins sent by his mother invade Cambridge. Now Bambleby and Emily are on another adventure, this time to the picturesque Austrian Alps, where Emily believes they may find the door to Bambleby’s realm and the key to freeing him from his family’s dark plans.

But with new relationships for the prickly Emily to navigate and dangerous Folk lurking in every forest and hollow, Emily must unravel the mysterious workings of faerie doors and of her own heart.

Review:
“I may not be a miller’s daughter, but you are not so different from the Folk as you think, Your Highness.” (Page 309)

My goodness, what a whirlwind and wonderful adventure. Not only do Emily and Wendell end up on an amazing journey, but a few more characters find their way close to the couple. The language was impeccable, the worldbuilding doubly so. While Emily still doesn’t do well with people, it was a blessed change to see her become a bit more than the mousy scholar many believe her to be- a bit more assertive and less likely to take crap from both humans and fae alike. Wendell’s tricks of fae magic (especially regarding pencils) were quite ingenious and amusing.

There were more new fae creatures and information learned that was always interesting, much like the first book. The descriptions were marvelous and truly brought forth the creatures to life. It was interesting to see what others might desire to do if they were leading the expedition and how some may go about creating goodwill in case one needs to return to the same place later. Seeing how Emily puts together a mystery in front of her and by force of will follows it to the end is marvelous.

The nature of people was more of a subject in this novel than perhaps the last, and it becomes easy to see that while quite different by human standards, that might be what makes Emily and Wendell so great together. They are the antithesis to the other. While people may be one way with those they care about, there is still a certain level of intimidation and dominance people can have even without magic, and it is interesting to see how abilities might be underestimated given one’s station in life; even if their personality/will/might may be stronger.

All in all this was a brilliant second book that leaves you both happy but desperately yearning for a third book, in which Emily and Wendell’s adventures will continue.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of Nettle & Bone by T. Kingfisher

Synopsis:
This isn’t the kind of fairy tale where the princess marries a prince.

It’s the one where she kills him.


Marra — a shy, convent-raised, third-born daughter — is relieved not to be married off for the sake of her parents’ throne. Her older sister wasn’t so fortunate though, and her royal husband is as abusive as he is powerful. From the safety of the convent, Marra wonders who will come to her sister’s rescue and put a stop to this. But after years of watching their families and kingdoms pretend all is well, Marra realizes if any hero is coming, it will have to be Marra herself.

If Marra can complete three impossible tasks, a witch will grant her the tools she needs. But, as is the way in stories of princes and the impossible, these tasks are only the beginning of Marra’s strange and enchanting journey to save her sister and topple a throne.

Review:
I was looking for something to read on the 15th while waiting for the next Emily Wilde book to come out and I have to say that I didn’t expect to be completely swept away to another world that I did not want to leave. Instantly we are transported to a world where Marra is set trying to do three impossible things while considering her worth and abilities as the third royal daughter of a kingdom. There are so many amazing twists and turns of dark magic, forcing oneself to forge forward into what should be impossible, the knowledge gained in least expected places, and the relationships forged along the way.

Marra finds herself not as smart or brave as she wishes she could be, yet she pushes herself to become an unlikely heroine- a nun with more power than a princess. Throughout the novel she demonstrates countless times how her real knowledge came from those who nurtured her, realizing things such as “our own flaws infuriate us in other people”. (Chapter 12, Page 132) Marra has a few qualities that I found myself completely empathizing with and I’m sure many would feel the same; the desire to help others and make things right (even if the others do not see/desire it themselves), and that when putting forth to a huge task there is a daunting sense that despite having done so much it was still just the beginning and there is still so much more to do. It is a truth well known that it is quite hard to keep direction when it’s you that you are following.

I highly recommend this book and very much think it will be a standout read of 2024. It’s got an epic fantasy adventure, a demon, people who speak to the dead, those who are trying to do the impossible to save their family, and those they come to love along the way.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯

Review of Romance Rules for Werewolves by Linsey Hall

Synopsis:
Autumn is a time of snuggly sweaters, crisp breezes, and…. sexy, broody werewolves?

When I inherit a magical house in the beautiful seaside village of Charming Cove, it’s just what I need to turn my dismal life around. Fresh off a bad breakup and with magic that I’ve ignored for a decade, I’m ready to rekindle my inner witch.

The catch? The house is inhabitable until I renovate it, and the only place to live is with a brooding, rugged boat-builder who definitely doesn’t want me in his space. Though there’s no denying the electric spark between us, neither of us is willing to act on it.

To make things more complicated, I have to renovate the house in thirty days or I’ll lose it. But the house hates anyone who enters it and attacks with loose floorboards and horrific odors. I can’t get a single contractor in Charming Cove to help me out.

That leaves only one option—convince my new roommate to help me until I can untangle the mystery of why my new home is so moody. It’ll mean spending every day with the sexy, infuriating werewolf, but I’ll do whatever it takes to make my dreams a reality.

Review:
The book starts out with Isobel in a pretty crappy situation, and within a couple of chapters she’s suddenly gotten an entirely new lease on life and become an entirely different person. While I’m all for change, especially after removal from a toxic situation, the way in which the change was instant was a bit much. Rafe, our werewolf, is far more steady in his demeanor and desires. That being said, watching as Isobel makes a new life for herself and slowly becomes close to Rafe was absolutely worth the time spent. I quite liked how Isobel and Rafe’s relationship grew as they spent more time together and learned more about each other. While I loved seeing the Charming Cove ladies of books past, it seemed very odd that everyone was offering Isobel free help and instant friendship- though it is nice to welcome new magic users into a small town! There was a continuity issue in this novel with Emma’s future grandmother-in-law being named Vivienne when in the previous book her name was Vivian which I wish had gotten caught in editing.

This book is sweet but with a lot of depth to the main characters and their relationship, this is a quick and easy cozy romantasy I’d recommend you give a read to.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯✯
Spice rating: 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Review of How to Fake-Date a Vampire: A magical romantic comedy by Linsey Hall

Synopsis:
Faking it with a vampire duke should be easy, right?

I’ve got one chance to prove to my coven that I’m worth my wand. But to do it, I’m going to have to make a deal with a vampire duke. I get to use his gorgeous estate in Cornwall to host the Beltane Ball–and in exchange, I’ll pretend to be his girlfriend. But it’s all a show for his grandmother.

The rules of our fake relationship are simple:
No flirting. No emotion. No sex. Easy, right?

Except I can’t seem to ignore the allure of the infuriating and devastatingly sexy vampire. Falling for a duke isn’t an option, though. I would lose the anonymity that protects me and my coven, and that would ruin my life–and the lives of the other witches in my coven.

So yeah, totally easy.

How to Fake-Date a Vampire is a fun, frothy romantic comedy full of laughter, love, and magical hijinks. It’s the second in a series of stand alone romances set in the seaside village of Charming Cove. The books do not need to be read in order.

Review:
This book was quite amusing from the beginning with Emma’s accidental meeting of the “it” guy that everyone wants to sneak a peek of and become close to. Emma wants what everyone wants; to feel part of a family/connected/wanted. While perhaps she starts off a little backhandedly in trying to get everything she wants, seeing her interact with Alaric’s family makes everything seem just within reach. I quite enjoyed Emma’s thoughts on being a witch and about how it made her feel powerful; so long as she is clever and strong enough it is flexible and she can do anything.

Very light in feel/depth, it is understandable why Alaric doesn’t want to open up, but it seemed to me as if the connection between Alaric and Emma was a bit too instant for my liking- there wasn’t a lot of development. Things seemed also a bit too easy to reconcile with a big gesture, as if all the issues/problems leading up had really been nothing and it made it seem as if there had really never been any stakes to what the reader has spent an entire book hoping for. All in all, a quick and easy cozy read of light romantic fantasy; while there isn’t a lot of depth it is a decent read.

Star rating: ✯✯✯✯
Spice rating: 🌶️🌶️